Good evening my friends. What you are about to read would be truly funny, if it were not so true. (Only the names have been changed to protect the innocent!)
Scenario: Jack pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack.
1969 Â Vice Principal comes over, takes a look at JackÂs rifle, goes to his car and gets his to show Jack.
2006 Â School goes into lockdown, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.
Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.
1969 Â Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends. Nobody goes to jail, nobody arrested, nobody expelled.
2006 Â Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it.
Scenario: Jeffrey wonÂt be still in class, disrupts other students.
1969 Â Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by Principal. Sits still in class.
2006 Â Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability.
Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his fatherÂs car and his Dad gives him a whipping.
1969 Â Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.
2006 Â BillyÂs Dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang. BillyÂs sister is told by state psychologist that she remembers being abused herself and their Dad goes to prison. BillyÂs mom has affair with psychologist.
Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some headache medicine to school.
1969 Â Mark shares headache medicine with Principal out on the smoking dock.
2006 Â Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons.
Scenario: Mary turns up pregnant.
1969 Â 5 High School Boys leave town and enlist in the army. Mary does her senior year at a special school for expectant mothers.
2006 Â Middle School Counselor calls Planned Parenthood, who notifies the ACLU. Mary is driven to the next state over and gets an abortion without her parentÂs consent or knowledge. Mary given condoms and told to be more careful next time.
Scenario: Pedro fails high school English.
1969: Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.
2006: PedroÂs cause is taken up by state democratic party. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and PedroÂs English teacher. English banned from core curriculum. Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he canÂt speak English.
Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed.
1969 Â Ants die.
2006 Â BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated, JohnnyÂs Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.
Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary, hugs him to comfort him.
1969 - In a short time Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
2006 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison.
IsnÂt it time for us to gain control again of our kids, our schools and our lives? Stand-up and letÂs have freedom again. LetÂs get rid of political correctness. Put in jail those who abuse our system. Withstand those who would try to do away with our culture.
*Author note; I can't take credit for the writing of this blog. It was copied from an email I recieved.